SURELY NOT?

We're finding it hard to believe that this morning's News Of the World claims that there's trouble in the Spears-Federline household:

Now it looks like they could be going their separate ways after just a year of marriage.

After one nuclear confrontation last week, Kevin stormed out of their Malibu home. He was later spotted in swanky nightclub Mood, surrounded by gorgeous women.

Federline? Surrounded by gorgeous women? You've got to be kidding me...

Apparently, it's the strains which led Brit to withdraw the official baby photos from sale:

A source close to the couple revealed: "Britney had done a multi-million-pound deal for the exclusive pictures but suddenly withdrew them as the couple were pictured as a happy family and there is now a wedge between them."

We're told that new images have been offered to People Magazine, which are identical to the first, only with a couple of Kevin's teeth blacked out, a silly beard drawn on him, and his eyes made small and piggy. Oh, hang about, that could just be the originals, couldn't it?

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