LET'S HOPE THEY GO TO CHECK IT OUT

Amongst the "here, let's give rich people even more stuff" insults known as the American Music Awards gift bags will be certificates promising ownership of an acre of the moon.

This means that Missy Elliott, Will Smith and Lindsay Lohan are just three of the stars getting given a bit of the moon - they'll presumably be angry, as their type usually demands the moon be given to them on a stick.

Apparently the bags contain just under twenty grand's worth of stuff, which is lucky for Will, who had been in danger of having to spend some of his own money soon if he'd not been given this.

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