MEL C NOW OFFICIALLY YESTERDAY

Who buys Debrett's People of Today? Admittedly, it's a bit like the Beano Annual, featuring the crazy characters who we've been laughing at all year all gathered into one book, but even so, we can only assume that it sells to people who are in it and nobody else. Seriously, when was the last time you were watching TV, saw someone being fawned over by Parkinson, and thought "ooh, I'll look them up in People of Today later..."?

Anyway, the dubious survey has decided that all the Spice Girls except Victoria Beckham have ceased to exist in the current, replacing them with the likes of Joss Stone and, erm, Caroline Aherne.

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