MERRY CHRISTMAS YOUR ARSE

Shane McGowan has followed Paul Daniel's example. No, this isn't about the lovely Debbie McGee, and if that mental image is following you round all day you've only got yourself to blame.

Just as last week, Paul tried to buy a waxwork of himself from Gerry Cottle on Ebay (Cottle is breaking up the waxwork storeroom at Wookey Hole); now, The Pogues have had to turn to Ebay to get the Fairytale of New York artwork back.

Paul Daniels, sad to say, didn't win his auction - which makes you wonder who else could possibly have a use for a small, waxy version of the former titan of television magic. Besides the lovely Debbie McGee, of course.

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