PENIS SIZE AND GIRLS

Let's leave hanging Dannii Minogue's slightly desperate "ooh, I want a whip for my birthday, aren't I pushing at the boundaries of normal sexuality, even although my idea of doing that is shopping at a polite high street store and I apparently only get the thrill from telling people about it" to one side, and just speculate on what she thinks about the size of cocks:

When asked if she had ever encountered any tiddlers, she said: "Yeah, it's scary! You just have to run for your life when that happens - just get out that door... or throw them out!"

Pssst... Dannii, you've got it the wrong way round, sweetheart. A small man is disappointing (although you need to check that it's not simply a collapsing umbrella); it's the huge ones which are scary.

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