Tuesday, November 15, 2005

THAT'S WHY ROD HAS GONE TO ICELAND

(Skip this if you're eating)
It might be a wise move, what with Rod Stewart getting on a bit, for him and Penny to stick some of the Stewart spunk into a freezer just in case. It seems they didn't need to fall back on the spare sperm. She'd drive the little fellas straight from Rod's groin to the preservation centre.

But it does - irrationally - make us feel a little sad to think of sperm trying bravely to survive in such a sterile, icy environment, far from anywhere and with no sense of hope. We bet they're glad to get out of Rod's testicles and into the freezer instead.


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