BRITNEY WILL BE ABSOLUTELY SHAKING

As if the trouble caused by being married to a Federline isn't enough, now Britney Spears is facing a new threat, as non-winner of Fame Academy (the show that made 'where are they nows' out of Alex Parks and... uh, that other bloke) Louise Griffiths is movintg to New York to become the new Britney.

Yes, yes, we know, but she seems to believe it:

A friend said: "She's been told that with the right marketing she can be as big as Britney Spears. She's got a fantastic voice and obviously she is incredibly good-looking."

Obviously.

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