CHRIS MARTIN IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO MAKES BIDDY BAXTER SEEM LIKE A LIBERTINE

We were a little surprised to discover that Chris Martin accepted a Gold Blue Peter badge to mark his work as apologist for the Bono-Geldof regime ("work for Make Poverty History"), as we'd have thought the modern BP, where Konnie Huq sometimes wears a bikini, would have been a bit racy for the clean-living ("dull") Martin.

You'll recall, of course, that yesterday Victoria Newton was raging in the pages of the Sun about staged publicity photos. Which is quite right - there should be a campaign. If she's looking for more examples of awkward staged pictures, she could try working with this one, which features, erm, Victoria Newton and Chris Martin.

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