OH, ROBBIE, TELL US IT'S A ONE-WAY TRIP

How do all these people flogging space tourism trips actually get away with it? "Book now, just in case the technology is there in a few year's time." You'd have to be a special shade on the stupid paintchart to fall for such an offer.

In perhaps related news, Robbie Williams has bought a ticket to go to the moon or something:

A Robbie source told the Daily Star: "It's always been Robbie's dream to go into space. When he was a little boy he always said he wanted to be a ghostbuster or an astronaut. He was watching the new Space Cadets reality show and wondered how easy it would be to go into space. So his reseacher found out about Virgin's flights. He will do whatever it takes to get a seat."

Obviously, though, that would be anything that isn't gay.

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