COULDN'T YOU HAVE JUST GOT US SOCKS OR SOMETHING?

George Michael has made a 95 minute documentary which, he reckons, will explain why his career has been stop-starting for the last twenty-odd years. He says its his Christmas gift for fans, although he still wants them to pay for it. Because by paying, you see, they can prove they care enough to hear the truth:

"If someone has paid seven or eight pounds to see a film about me I can be fairly sure I am talking to fans."

To be honest, George, if they sit through 90 minutes of you banging on, you can be pretty certain they're dedicated as well.

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