GERI OFF THE MARKET AGAIN

Here's a heartwarming story: Geri halliwell has got back together with the father of her kid. [Correct as of 1.55pm, but we wouldn't vouch the reunion will still be on come teatime.]

We wouldn't normally bother mentioning this, but it does give us a chance to point out that his name - Sacha Gervasi - sounds like the sort of name a second-string novelist would give to an Italian character he didn't have time to research properly. Or would come up with when he realised that Gino Ginelli was a trademark.

Anyway, they're back together for the sake of the baby, because Geri believes it's very important for a baby to have its real father around. After all, look how that Jesus turned out - and he even had a stepdad.

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