Saturday, December 03, 2005


Can it really be true that Mariah Carey and Jo Whiley had an arm wrestle yesterday? That's only a "... and then the sprinklers went off and all their clothes went see-through" short of being what sweaty Neil has been praying for for five years. If Angelia Jolie starts pole-dancing at the Allerton Road Yates' Wine Lodge, we might need to call in the Vatican to investigate.

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