MUSIC INDUSTRY EXECUTIVE HAS FUN IN A TOILET CUBICLE

Like the news of a great battle arriving carried by men on horseback, details of the Christina Aguilera honeymoon starts to filter through:

A fellow diner at the trendy haunt said: "Most people recognised Christina. Nobody made a fuss, but we couldn’t help taking a quick peek.

That's pretty much all that Christina exists for, to be honest.

"They seemed really happy and were playing footsie under the table. Then they went to the toilets in quick succession. My wife went in only minutes later and could hear them giggling together in a cubicle. There was obviously a bit of fun being had."

I think we've all drawn our own conclusions there, haven't we?

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