IMAGINE! NO POSSESSIONS. WHAT A MARKET THAT WOULD BE, EH?

A couple of weeks back, you might remember the world stopped to brush a tear from its eye and recall the message of John Lennon - the Guardian even offered an op-ed piece suggesting that those of us who cynically suggest Lennon and Ono were capitalists flogging neutered rebellion as a lucrative income stream were wrong.

You know what? What with these talking John Lennon dolls Ono has signed up to sell, we tend to think we were probably right to be cynical.

The worry, of course, is that we're now only 30 years from the talking Bono doll.

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