THAT'S WHY MUM HAS GONE TO FIGHT CLUB

You've got to love Iceland, ploughing on with its Kerry Katona fronted commercials - why, you may even see Kerry shopping in one of their stores is the message. Not, to be honest, one that's liable to tempt many people to shuffle past the pizzas and chicken breasts as news rolls in of Katona's reunion with former friend Michelle Hunter at Dublin airport:

“She deliberately hit me with her case as she walked by then grabbed my arm. She was stabbing her finger in my face.

“Kerry was screaming at the top of her voice ‘You’re dead, you best be scared because you know I’ll do it’. She called me a slut and kept screaming and shouting. I was terrified. Her face was twisted with rage. She was in a frenzy. I don’t know what she would have done if my boyfriend had not pulled her off. Kerry’s driver arrived and led her away. Even then, she carried on shouting ‘I’m going to kill you’. I have seen her like this before when she was drunk or on drugs. I think she was off her head.”

Of course, we should point out that were Kerry to carry out her threat to murder Michelle - heaven forbid, of course, and all that - with her connections, she could offer to do the funeral tea for a shoestring. Arctic Roll, anybody?

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