NOBODY PUTS A BUTTERFLY BEHIND THE WHEEL

We're sure it's not because he's worried she'll drive it through the walls of a nightclub and attempt to run over the toilet attendant, but for whatever reason, Ashley Cole won't let Cheryl Tweedy drive his cars:

"Me hitting someone's wing mirror on his side didn't help. He screamed like a girl."

That must be an odd experience - normally for Cheryl the hit comes after she's been stood next to people doing high-pitched squealing.

In other Girls Aloud news, Kimberley Walsh has announced that she's desperate for publicity ("that she doesn't wear knickers"):

“I do go commando if I’ve got really low trousers on because you don’t want knickers popping out the top.”

But surely that's the time you really need knickers, in order to stop anything else popping out over the top?

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