PLEASE DON'T SQUEEZE ME KUMQUATS

We're not entirely sure why this has been shared with the world, but apparently P Diddy finds "fruit sexy."

No more than that, unfortunately - we can't tell if he only likes the apples, or if he enjoys a good mixed fruit cocktail. We have heard that the last time he had Michael Jackson round for tea, he was disgusted to find Jacko chomping down on an unripe banana in the kitchen, though.

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