Saturday, December 10, 2005

THANKS FOR BRINGING THIS TO OUR ATTENTION, MICHAEL

Had you heard that Michael Jackson had overdosed twice on a mix of Jack Daniels and Demerol? Nope, nether had we, until his spokesperson Raymone Bain decided to issue a denial that he had. In fact, she says, Jackson is happy and chuckling away like nobody's business:

"He is doing fine and I have never seen him happier or healthier."

And she warned: "Whomever these individuals are who are intent on disseminating false information...should begin hiring good attorneys."


Yeah, some more legal battles to fight - that's what Jackson needs now, in the state that he apparently isn't in. Mind you, it's not that Bain is lying - she's only been working with Jackson for a little while so it's quite possible that - without the need to convince a judge he's got a bad back, or needing a bit of a rubdown from a young friend - he might look healthier than she's ever seen him. And, remember, she gets to see Michael's true face, not the one he puts on for the fans and the media. Although if the plastic cement keeps drying out like that, we'll all get a chance to see it soon.


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