Monday, January 09, 2006

3AM INFERNAL

Those 3AM payoff lines from this morning's Mirror, hand-turned by the finest minds in British journalism:

We're sure more than a few nightclubs will be mourning the loss...
Watch this space.
She's certainly no monster now.
"His pals were keen on the girls and wanted to go on somewhere but Woody hopped in a cab home."
That's the spirit!
Well, if the band splits she can always get a job as a builder.
Got it, love...
We're not surprised.
"He's significantly over cost," a source tells the New York Daily News.