3AM INFERNAL

In the same way TV-am used to offer the bingo numbers to save you having to buy the papers, we present the pay-off lines from today's 3AM girls column in the Mirror:

Now she's ready to reinvent herself too, and we look forward to seeing her grow Taller In More Ways.
Hmm... We wonder what her fella Josh Hartnett would say!
We won't bet on it, love.
Aww.
Careful there, Howie, you could suffer a bad Back For Good...
Baadassss!

3am girls