3AM INFERNAL

It's like the Mirror's 3AM Girls each bring their own bit of literary superpower to the table, as they produce killer pay-off lines crackling with wit. Like these, today:

Still, we doubt that Kate's party animal days are completely a thing of the past - if her impromptu pole-dance with Lindsay Lohan at a New York strip club on Wednesday is anything to go by...
You couldn't make it up...
Frocks to the dry-cleaners, girls - but you're going to have to wait for the babyshower.
Bless!
We're sure you're forgiven...
Same rumour this time next year, boys?

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