BEANIE CONVICTED AGAIN

Beanie Sigel, the man who's got more convictions than a member of Opus Dei, has added another line to his sheet, pleading guilty to simple assault. This time it's punching a bloke and breaking his eye socket outside a Chinese restaurant (we'd hate to hear what they'd consider a complex assault to be - something involving a giant anvil and a trail of bait?); Sigel cops two years' probation and £120 court costs. That might not seem like much, but he's going to be assigned the nasty probation officer.

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