DIDDY'S PONG ADS STINK

We wouldn't, ourselves, choose to try and make ourselves smell like Puff Daddy - his aura suggests a smell of lavanders and talcum with the slightest hint of pork chop - but that hasn't stopped Este Lauder getting together with him to make a range of Diddy fragrances. Este Lauder and P Diddy? It's like Shirley Williams and Goldie Lookin' Chain working together, isn't it?

Anyway, it's all run into some trouble, as the promotional material was quite racy - it featured Diddy in bed with two women - and department stores and politely electing not to have the ad on display. Especially those with restaurants in the building, we should imagine.

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