Tuesday, January 10, 2006

HEARTBREAK HOTEL

Surely it's not a crime to stab your partner repeatedly if they keep playing the same record over and over again (unless they work for Heart FM, of course, where playing the same record over and over is a contractual obligation.) A thirty year-old Australian woman got so tired of hearing Elvis Presley's Burning Love she set about her partner with a pair of scissors. He was hurt, but not in a life-threatening way; she's going to wind up in court.

Late period Elvis? Scissors are too good for him.


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