SHAYNE HAS "NO TIME" FOR SEX

Poor Shayne Ward, comedy character from TV's the X-Factor. He's so busy with his music career (see? a laugh a minute) that he doesn't have time for sex.

We don't really like the thought of Ward having sex, but at least it just spoils one, maybe two people's days. If the choice is between him having a full and rewarding sex life (or at least a couple of squelchy minutes) and him popping up all over the place singing, we'd hope his girlfriend Faye McKeever would lay down her life for the rest of us. Or lay down, at least.

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