Saturday, January 28, 2006

JAMES BLUNT WIELDS HIS MIGHTY WEAPON

One in the eye for those of us who thought James Blunt wouldn't know what to do with a music industry award if he won one - he's using his NRJ prize as a weapon. It turns out shortly after he got the prize in Cannes, he woke up to find a strange man in his hotel room looking for money. Pausing only to think "I bet this never happens to Robbie Williams", Blunt picked up his trophy and whacked the intruder with it. Challenged by Blunt, the burglar ran onto the balcony and jumped. Pausing only to think "I bet Robbie Williams doesn't have to beat off a bloke in his hotel room and then watches him go onto the balcony to toss himself off", Blunt called security.


1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I was just pausing to think that "I was just pausing to think that this blog just gets better and better."

Wot no "blunt weapon" gag?

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