JAY KAY GOES WILD

We wonder, when Jay Kay gets angry, does his hat fly off his head like Popeye's does? He got the red mist on Saturday night, hurling himself at pap photographer Dennis Gill. Kay blames Gill for wrecking his relationship with Denise Van Outen because Gill took a picture of him leaving a nightclub with a woman who wasn't her. If you see what we mean.

Yes, we know that, strictly speaking, it was probably Kay's own fault for being out with a woman other than his girlfriend in a place where he would be likely to be snapped, but it's so much more fun to blame someone else, isn't it?

Gill apparently got a bit of a beating, and police are currently investigating. VanOuten could not be reached for comment. Mainly because nobody knows what happened to her after Passport To Paradise flopped - some say they see her parading down the beach in Bacton, hoping to find barnacles to sell in the markets to passing sailors.

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