LOOKING FOR A SEVENTEEN LETTER WORD STARTING WITH LINDA

Pat Kane out of Hue and Cry (yes, they are still going, and if you pay an extra tenner they'll dress like the Cheeky Girls for you) has changed his songwriting ways, dumping the dictionary:

"People always accused me of looking up the biggest words to write my lyrics but now I write from the heart. I am trying to be more direct now."

It's just a pity he's abandoned the quest to come up with the longest word he can think of at the same time that his life has got little more to offer than Countdown with Des every afternoon.

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