Tuesday, January 10, 2006

OUR DREAMS OF A SIX-INCH PLASTIC HEIDI RANGE ARE CRUSHED

When Mutya quit the Sugababes, she took with her more than her stunning vocals (spellchecker suggests "stunted") and her perpertual scowl: she also ruined the band's plans to launch a range of dolls, just like Girls Aloud and the army. Now, though, the company which made the prototypes are pondering if it's even worth considering making an Amelle Berrabah mould.

Still, you can't blame Mutya, can you? She just wanted to spend more time with her child, and so you can understand her decision. It's not like less than four weeks later she's about to sign a solo deal or anything, is it?

Oh.

Could it have been the "spend more time with my child" was little more than a press-spin designed to allow her to leave with a little dignity?


2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Well i say just make it with Mutya anyways. i mean they could make Amelle too but i don't care about her...yet.

Simon Hayes Budgen said...

To be fair, since these dolls usually have limited resemblance to the person they're supposedly of, nobody would have noticed if they'd shoved Mutya dolls in an Amelle box...

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