VINCE NEIL WASTES BENEFIT'S BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT

If you're planning some sort of gala in aid of charity, and want Vince Neil to be one of the celebs, make sure you don't repeat the mistake of the Miami delinquent school charity and make sure you get him off before the free drinks kick in:

According to multiple witnesses, the rocker swaggered through the high-powered crowd of South Beach denizens, judges and lawyers — including star defense attorney Roy Black, whose wife, Lea, chaired the event — brandishing a microphone and spewing profanities.

"Fuck you!" he shouted at another entertainer, drag queen Elaine Lancaster. "I bet you'd like to!" Lancaster retorted.

Then Neil attempted to lead his stunned audience in a spirited chant of f-words. "I was disgusted," said a Lowdown spy.

In the end, they were so desperate to shut him up they got him to sing - although, personally, we'd have been tempted to keep him swearing to stop that from happening.

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