"ARE YOU WORKING ON A MOVIE" A NEW JACKSON-INSPIRED EUPHEMISM

There's been a lot of bitching about Janet Jackson's weight in the tabs and tits recently, although it's not like she actually put that much on. However, clearly it's been worrying her boyfriend Jermaine Dupri, who has decided to explain it away with a novel excuse:

"She gained weight for an indie role." He said Janet had been due to play a mother in the Deep South in the movie.

Aah... a gentleman would say "She's sexy like that." A lover would mean it when he said it. I'm not quite sure what "Yeah... she's porked out but it was for a vague offer of a movie" makes Dupri.

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