CHARLOTTE WANTS HER PRECIOUS THINGS BACK

Charlotte Church's voice-of-an-angel era gold discs have been ripped from the wall of her mother's pub by thieves. Charlotte wants them back, not unexpectedly. There are rumours in Cardiff they were taken back by the Catholic Church - a priest was seen shuffling a big bag down a nearby street muttering "we made her, and then she starts swanning round with her tits pushed up out of a leather corset..."

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