CONGRATULATIONS, PETE AND MICHAEL

Aah... at least someone's getting a happy ending out of Celebrity Big Brother. Other than Chantelle, of course, who also did quite nicely out of it. Pete Burns and Michael Simpson are engaged. The told the world on Richard & Judy:

He broke the news after Richard asked him: "Are you planning to do what some other couples have already done?"

Proud Pete, 46, replied: "Well, actually, today we got our engagement rings, made by Vivienne Westwood. It symbolises that under all of this flesh we are bones. And souls."

Aah. It's sweet, although we suspect when Richard asked "are you planning to do what some other couples have already done?" he probably meant rimming.

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