DOHERTY DOES A SAVILLE?

Oh, wouldn't it be great if the claims that Pete Doherty is going to run the London Marathon next year were in anyway true or likely? There's the hero for our times he was promising - dressed up, we hope, like Bernie Clifton and his giant ostrich.

Of course, it would take Pete about three days to complete the course - what with being pulled over by the cops every three hundred yards, and the thirty-nine mile detour to get some stiffeners.

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