ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS NOT COMING

Because he's sulking ("busy rehearsing for his world tour"), there's not going to be an appearance from Robbie Williams at the Brits. Now all we need is for Chris Evans to develop some minor food poisoning or flu, and we might be halfway to a show.

Oh... hang on: I only dreamed about James Blunt and the nasty carpet-laying accident, didn't I?

Robbie is spending Valentine's Day hanging out with his mate Jonathan Wilkes in LA, says the Sun. Oh, and rehearsing, of course. Can't take a day off the rehearsals.

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