Wednesday, February 01, 2006

PETE BURNS' COAT IS INNOCENT

After who knows how much cash spent by the Herts Police, the Natural History Museum and the Crown Prosecution Service, it's been formally announced that - surprise - no action is to be taken against Pete Burns what with his monkey coat being around seventy bloody years old.

Hertfordshire Police has yet to reveal how much money its wasted on this "investigation", but we hope to find out.


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