Tuesday, February 28, 2006

ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS NOT ROMAN ABRAMOVICH

Although he tends to prefer being seen at Chelsea, Robbie Williams is investing some money into Port Vale, the team he grew up with.

Refreshingly, his investment in twelve blokes running round getting sweaty has made him a real-life Rasputin Jones, out of definitive football TV series Murphy's Mob. Rasputin, of course, started to sink his cash into a struggling club as his time as a pop idol started to come to an end, It can surely only be a matter of time before Williams opens the rollerdisco next door to the ground.