DRUG USER STEALS BONO'S HAT

Uh-oh: Following U2's gig in Buenos Aires (and all of us of a certain age can recall Paul Robinson telling his family that "it means gentle winds... isn't that beutiful?"), Diego Maradona made off with Bono's hat.

Of course, since Bono once dragged a woman through the courts to get back a stinky pair of keks, Maradona should now be very careful indeed.

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