GEORGE TAKES A CAUTION

Hoping it'll draw a line under his strange car-stopping in the middle of the night happening, George Michael accepted a caution for possessing cannabis yesterday.

In one of the those special deals you can only get if you're rich, famous or both, Michael managed to persuade the cops to open up at 7 am, and to let him go to a different police station from the one which arrested him (interestingly, this is the same police force that's currently investigating the Tories and Labour to see if they do special favours for the rich and powerful - funny that.)

Tests on the "liquid ecstasy" Michael was supposed to have had showed that the phial actually contained poppers.

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