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HELL, OZZY, YOU'RE ONLY HUMAN
Apparently, even a handful of those special blue pills leaves Ozzy struggling to get himself interested in former Asda worker Sharon Osbourne:
“I can’t do it. I’m on anti-depressants. I take four Viagra and it doesn’t work — it doesn’t do anything!”
It's only medicine, Ozzy, they're not magic bloody beans.
Sharon, meanwhile, is keen to put on a brave face:
X Factor judge Sharon, 52, who is also on anti-depressants, insisted it wasn’t a brother-sister type relationship.
Well, you'd hope not, as a brother who's trying four viagra in order to shag his sister would be pretty screwed up.
We love, by the way, The Sun's observation that Sharon is "also on anti-depressants" - this, of course, the same woman ITV have hired for a teatime chatshow on the strength of how bubbly she is.
1 comment:
thats is such a lie. sharon wrote in the paper that her and ozzy were having sex each night they were together. he's always kissing her on MTV's the osbournes. their always on pictures together and when sharon said she wanted more surgery, ozzy said he loved her the way she was, he didnt care whether she was ugly he loved her for eho she was. they are the most pefect couple you could imagine.
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