Wednesday, March 08, 2006

IF YOU FANCY JERRY HALL, HOLD OFF ON MARTIN

We didn't think that anything would be able to restore Jerry Hall in our eyes after the Bovril adverts - a peculiar mix of an agent who couldn't advise and a spokesperson who couldn't speak - but her reason for not wanting to date younger men is inarguably right:

"Older men are better lovers. They're more experienced and know how to please you.

"Anyway, younger men make you listen to Coldplay - and there ain't no treatment for that."


Having to weigh the odd blue pill against constant plays of Yellow, there's no contest.


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