Wednesday, March 29, 2006

SHANIA TWAIN DRIVES LIKE A LUNATIC AND WE'RE ALL AT RISK

Matt Brownlee was arrested, drunk and speeding, in the middle of downtown Ottawa, ten years after he killed a woman and her twelve year-old son in another drunk driving accident. An open and shut case? You might think so, but he actually has been found to be not criminally responsible for his actions.

Why?

He believed Shania Twain was helping him drive.

Now, we know that in the 1960s in some deeply Catholic countries bus drivers would squat next to the driver's seat because they felt Jesus should have it, what with him being the ultimate driver and all. But Shania Twain?


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