SORRY, WE DON'T SEEM TO NEED YOUR BARDISH WORDS

For reasons that probably have a lot to do with Disney buying Pixar and not needing to churn out rubbish animated movies of their own any more, the frankly terrifying planned reworking of Romeo and Juliet with gnomes and songs by Elton John - called, of course, Gnomeo and Juliet - has been dropped. We hope off the top of a very, very high building next to a very, very, very deep well.

Elton was "producing" in some sense, too. We suppose that means David Furnish would have been drawn in the background of some of the scenes.

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