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THIS WEEK'S KYLIE COMEBACK RUMOUR
Rather like a US targetted bombing campaign,the approach for predicting the Kylie comeback date seems to be scattering all the possible targets as often and as heavily as possible in the hope that one of them will hit home. Now, dismissing talk of Kylie gracing the Commonwealth Games as "nonesense", the News of the World's Rav Singh predicts - confidently - Kylie will return to the stage in December:
KYLIE MINOGUE will make her comeback in December, I can exclusively reveal.
The pop princess will perform in front of 20,000 adoring fans at the Sydney Superdrome.
It will be her first gig since being diagnosed with breast cancer last May, and more are expected. So let me take this opportunity to say: "Kylie, it's great you're on the mend. We've missed you...not to mention your peachy behind!"
We're sure that Kylie will be delighted to hear that it's not so much her voice or personality that we've missed, but her arse. We're also impressed that Singh is able to predict not just where and when the gig will be, but the number of tickets that will be sold as well.
We're betting, though, that rather than play her first gig in eighteen months after a long period of fighting illness in front of 20,000 people, she'll elect to comeback in a smaller venue where she can find her feet again. Not to mention - of course - her, erm, peachy behind.
1 comment:
Kylie can comeback n' play at my place anytime she likes, just as long as she promises not to sing. Name, address, n phone number supplied on request
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