Thursday, April 20, 2006

GENNARO CASTALDO WATCH: Jacko hopes for Crazy Frog magic

When something as ridiculous as Michael Jackson hooking up with the Crazy Frog's producer for his comeback happens, who you gonna call?

HMV's Gennaro Castaldo, of course. He almost has an opinion, too:

'Guy Holmes certainly has the magic touch when it comes to seeing an opportunity in the music industry. If anyone can help Michael turn it around, it could well be him.'

Even by Castaldo's standards of vague, non-commital, open-ended statements, this could well be a classic.

Of course, having already worked with a creature designed to appeal solely to children despite its horrible face and unattractive noises, which had to go to extraordinary lengths to stop its curiously stunted penis from appearing all over the television, it could well be argued that Holmes is merely attempting to replicate his previous success.