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IDIOT CRASHES CAR
It's not just George Michael smashing around in his 4x$: Kelly Osbourne has also got a vehicle too large for city driving which she's incapable of controlling.
While out doing her bit to ruin the environment for everyone (Range Rovers get less miles from each gallon of petrol than the Model T Ford managed), she decided she couldn't wait to kill everyone slowly, and clipped an older couple's car.
We suspect some of the witness' report might be glossed over:
“Kelly looked really embarrassed. The elderly couple in the other car got out and started screaming and shouting at her.
“She just stayed in the car and rolled down the window.
“Once they saw who she was they immediately calmed down. She was close to tears.
“They swapped phone numbers and she managed to raise a smile when they asked for an autograph.”
The Sun tries to make lemonade from these lemons:
Ozzy’s daughter could use the crash for a chapter in her new book.
Could? She'll have to. As it is, her brief life is hardly going to provide more than a couple of chapters.
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