ROBBIE WILLIAMS IS UNABLE TO DO AS HE'D LIKE WITH HIS GROIN

Robbie Williams' plans to take part in Soccer Aid are looking in disarray after Robbie "fell downstairs" and hurt his groin.

A source reports "it's not so much the charity aspect, but this was an opportunity for Williams to grandstand in front of a crowd and the likes of Diego Maradonna. It's Maradonna which really hurts, of course, as he's a bit of a hero to Robbie. It's a shame his career ended with him a bloated, drug-wrecked figure of fun, but it would at least have cheered him up to meet Maradonna."

Okay, okay, there was no source.

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