WAX IN VAIN

Are Madam Tussauds really bothering to make a waxwork out of Shayne Ward? Unless his waxy effigy is going to like one of those advent candles, and they're going to burn down a notch every day until his career, and his effigy, disappears forever. Or maybe they just have a few models made out of PlayDoh or something, so they can give it a tweak and turn it into whoever wins Big Brother this summer?

After all, the unveiling is going to be a bit awkward - Tussauds are used to people nudging each other going "who's it meant to be" when confronted with a waxwork; when it's the actual celebrity there for the big reveal, though, that'll be different.

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