MADONNA'S BIG IDEA: THOSE BBC ONE PROMOS FROM THREE YEARS AGO

Remember those BBC One adverts from ages back, with the bloke who climbs over buildings and stuff to get back home in time to catch whatever it was? It's kind of like the start of Vertigo only showing off? Yeah, if you cast your mind back far enough, you might just remember. It was when the idea that risking your neck jumping from building to buildings was (a) impressive and (b) a sport?

Madonna's building her world tour around a bloke like that. Sebastian Foucan, to be precise.

It'll be surfball for the 2009 tour, you'll see.

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