THE CELEBRITY PECKING ORDER

After the unloved Soccer Aid (apparently it had Robbie Williams in it) and the unloved Beckham party (apparently that had Robbie Williams in it, too), ITV continues to spoil us with Celebrity X-Factor. (It doesn't have Robbie Williams in it, but there are a number of people who can just about carry a tune with enormous egos, so it's hard to see why he wasn't invited).

And what larks already:

CHRIS Moyles has vowed to ignore X Factor: Battle of the Stars rival Paul Daniels all week.

The Radio One DJ made the snub as the celebs sang for the first time last night.

A source said: "He said his goal was to end the week without speaking to Paul."

Quite right too, Moyles: Paul Daniels is the sort of microceleb who'd wind up on the now-defunct ITV in some sort of glorified karaoke show. Oh.

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